When I hear fake girls say they hate fake girls.

superglueinyourass:

sodamnrelatable:

Every time on Twitter or Facebook.

mum: are you ready to go

me: don’t do it dear god plEASE no control yourself

mum:

me:

mum:

me: I’M READY TO GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

(via gokdog)